Use your body

You don't know whether or not Julie is bisexual, or lesbian, but you figure, you've got a really nice body, be a shame if you didn't use it. You shuffle about a little, trying to appear chagrined, but really you're just unbuttoning the top button of your blouse, your large breasts don't need anything more than that to show off a little cleavage. You lean down over her desk, making sure to give her a good view and preparing your sexiest breathy kitten voice...

"But I guess it'd be okay just this once, since ya know, it's your first day and all!" Julie said happily, tapping some more keys and giving you a key card. Huh, that was easier than you thought it'd be. "Don't lose this one okay!" she says sternly, at least as sternly as it's possible to be in that high pitched breathy voice. "You just need to swipe that in the elevator and it'll take you to HR. Then just do what they tell you to and you'll be all set!" Julie said happily.

Well, not the most ideal situation. Going directly to HR could be dangerous since you don't actually have a job here...but if they're as easy to fool as Julie here you could end up knowing a lot more about SoftFirm than you did before, and HR would be the prime target for your investigation. The risk is high, but the reward...

"Anything else you need?"