Twinkletoes it is!

After taking one good look at both of the girls, Texas knew she had to go with big dumb over here. Girl looked as likely to shoot herself with that gun than any of them, not to mention tricking her into enabling their escape should be like taking candy from a baby. Although the smirk Jacks gave her when she informed the wily Rabbit about her choice worried her a bit. "I'm gonna let you borrow old Cinnamon here, one of the few that can handle Twinkletoes."

Like it knew it was called, a huge, unkempt brown horse walked up to them, it was so large in fact, that Texas had to reach up to even touch its tail. There was a large saddle on its back, but that one was clearly meant for Twinkletoes alone. "So, where are we going to sit?", April asked Jacks, but Twinkletoes was eager to reply in her stead. "No worries, here, let me help you!" Showing off her brute strength, the giant bunny lifted April like she weighed nothing and plunged her, screaming head first, right into Cinnamons waiting butthole. The horse didn't even seem to care much about the sudden intrusion, although the squirming of the fox seemed to annoy it. Nothing a quick blast of noxious fumes couldn't solve, however! Texas winced as she heard the muffled rumble coming from the steed's backside, followed by a short gush of green gas exiting around April's feet, which were the only part of her sticking out and soon just hung there limply. All of this was accompanied with Jacks and Thumper laughing their asses off and slapping their knees.

Then, Twinkletoes turned towards the sheriff, which made her swallow audibly. After a few seconds of racking her bird brain, she just shrugged and plopped Texas right on the saddle. "No space for two back there.", was her reasoning. Jacks facepalmed and said: "Twinkledork, that's where YOU are supposed to sit!" "Oh yeah, right!" Apparently, her memory wasn't good as well, because she seemed to have forgotten about Texas already as she swung her plump bunny bum over Cinnamon's back, crashing into the saddle and folding the poor weasel into her self like an accordion. "Wait, where did the sheriff go?" The confused look on Twinkletoes' face as she started turning her head to search for Texas gave their two watchers the rest, as both of them started rolling on the floor, laughing hysterically. "Why are you laughing? Help me find the weasel!" "Try looking under your ass, genius!" And the large bandit did, only to find Texas lying in the saddle with a pained expression as her face, arms and legs where now all part of one disc, as if she had a bad encounter with a trash compactor. "Just leave her there, she'll be fine!" With a shrug, Twinkletoes lowered her bum again, causing Texas' eyes to widen in terror and her mouth to open, wanting to beg her to stop. This backfired, however, as the bunny continued to sit down undeterred, pinning her now-open mouth right against her crack, forcing the sheriff to literally kiss her ass. And with that, the trio were off, there still was a pig to rustle after all!

Things were not getting better for April or Texas during the journey, while April had to deal with Cinnamon's rancid farts being pressed into her mouth and nose, Texas had to feast on a diet of nasty assgrease, and plenty of buttsweat to wash it down with. Texas was starting to doubt if her choice really had been the better one, but her hope of finding a way out once they arrived was still not gone yet!