Turn on your charm and make the girls compete for your approval

You decide this will be more fun if they do all the work. You turn on the charm, but pretend to be your deferential old self for the moment.

"Hi," you say, feigning shyness as you secretely enjoy the look of confusion and growing arousal in their eyes. "It's kind of noisy up here and I was wondering if maybe you could quiet things down a bit?"

Darlene and Danielle glance at each other. "Sure, says Darlene. Danielle is more direct, walking over to the oversized sound system and shutting off the music. "Keep it down!" she bellows, to the confusion and irritation of the party goers.

You lean against a wall and watch. This could be a lot of fun. Now, should you just focus on the hosts or and see how far they'll go trying to "seduce" you before the other can? Or should you extend your appeal to all the girls at the party? Plenty of fun to be had either way.