Trying to ignore the tightness of your pants, you say, "I'm on vacation and wanna have a look around. Where do I start?"

"Ah, a first timer!" she says happily. "Great! Most visitors like to start with the main halls through the door on the right. It's our basic experience, and runs the gamut of human sexuality, y'know? But if you want a more... Specific experience, you may be more interested in our special exhibits. They change every few weeks, and we've got a fantastically hot set on right now. Those are through the door on the left. Your choice, sir."