Try to bluff your way inside

"Oh, sure ... Um, I'm here to ... see ... a girl." You say, rather unconvincingly.

"A ... girl?" says the pretty blonde, her eyebrows arching in consideration.

"Yes ... um, her name is ... sandy?" You answer, trying to guess the name of some
random woman who might reside within the dorm.

"Sandy, huh? Well, I'm afraid ... we don't have anyone here by that name. I'm afraid
you're going to have to see the administration building for this. Unfortunately,
they are closed right now, so you'll have to come back in the morning." replied
the pretty blonde.

"But ..." you begin to stammer.

"And, I'm afraid, I'll have to call security." The pretty young blonde reached under
her desk and pressed an unseen button. Suddenly, two burly security guards appear
behind you and escort you back to the front of the security gate.

Before you can say another word, a fence door slides in front of the security gate
locking all the cute young women on the campus, but more importantly locking
you out.

You have **** but to go home, empty handed.

...

Unable to do anything about the ordeal, you are left with no other options for
your conquest. The next morning, you are found dead in your apartment,
the debilitating genetic disease having run its final fatal course.