Try to Climb the Fence

That "7 million volts" sign is clearly an exaggeration. You decide to try your luck with the fence. You grab hold of it and--

--find yourself flat on your back, several feet away. Your hands feel like they're on fire, though they only have angry red welts where your skin came in contact with the clearly-electrified metal. It seems that, while the sign was making up the 7 million volt figure, it was not making up the rest. You groan and push yourself up to a seated position. "Fuck you, Uncle Leroy," you mutter bitterly to yourself.

{if Backpacked == true} Luckily you have the first aid kit in your backpack. You treat your burns with antiseptic cream and wrap them in ace bandages. You look like you're wearing a mummy's gloves, but at least you won't get an infection. {elseif Backpackin' == true} Luckily you still have that first aid kit in your backpack. You treat your burns with antiseptic cream and wrap them in ace bandages. You look like you're wearing a mummy's gloves, but at least you won't get an infection. {else} You stand up and try not to move your hands too much, or let them touch anything. This is going to be a pain in both the hands and the ass. {endif}