Trick the troll.

“Wait!” you hold your hand out, “You don’t want me! I have a friend coming along who’s bigger than me. You want her not me.”

The troll pauses, “Bigger?” he asks, staring at your modest chest.

You gulp. “Yea, bigger,” you say cupping your boobs. You then pull your hands away gesturing that your imaginary friend is very well endowed. “So you just wait here for her and I’ll be on my way,” you start to edge past the troll.

“No,” he stops you from getting by. “You wait, friend pay toll.” The troll pushes you to a sitting position on the bridge. Uh oh. What is the troll going to do when he realizes you don’t actually have a busty friend coming?

You silently watch as the troll stares out obviously waiting for your friend. He gropes his crotch occasionally while mumbling the word ‘bigger.’

The troll keeps waiting and rubbing his groin. Eventually he glares at you, “Where bigger?”

Do you double down on the lie? Or maybe it’s time to just pay the toll?