Treat her like a Bitch

You walk up to the bitch. She's about to type something on her phone. Her finger is poised over the screen. Looking around, you see a woman with a scarf and you take her scarf and use it to pick up the blonde dog's crap. You replace her phone with a pile of crap. You smear crap all of her phone and put it on the ground. You go get one the poop bags the responsible dog owners have used. You open it, glad smell doesn't travel with time stopped. You take off the girl's shoes and shove a piece of crap up into the toe of each. You put the shoes on either side of her phone.

You step back and restart time.

The blonde plunges a finger into the dog crap in her hand. "Oh my god! Oh my god!" She shakes the crap from her hand and starts to retch. She looks around for something to wipe the crap off on.

You stop time and put her hands on her head, pressing them down. You take the leash and loop it through the crotch of the blonde's romper. You pass it through the handle of the leash then hook the latch to the dog's collar.

You restart time.

The woman freaks out. She retches more as she is so disgusted. With the smell from her hands and her air, she is near vomiting. Her dog notices a squirrel and tries to take off after it, but it only makes it a few feet before pulling on the crotch of the romper. The romper's crotch hold, but the woman is pulled backwards and starts to fall. As she falls, a pile of dog crap appears under her, and she sits on it.

This is hilarious.