Torturing Ian is fun!

You walk back to the main office. Right as you get back to your desk, Ian throws open the door to Suze's office and walks out, clearly pissed. He looks around until he sees you, then all but runs up to your desk.

"What kind of shit did you pull, asshole!" yells Ian.

"What do you mean?" you ask innocently.

"Do your own fucking reports, shitstain! I have my own work to do!"

Half the office is looking now, but you keep cool. "Sorry Ian, I don't know what to tell you. I guess Suze thought you were the best person for that job."

Ian leans in very close like he's going to whisper something to you, but he's still speaking very loudly. "I don't know what you did to get so far up her ass, but Suze will get over it eventually. You? You're pathetic, and everyone knows it." He glances to the side, noticing Bai-Lin coming back into the main office. "Honestly, I think you're just jealous that you don't have what I have!"

Ian turns away and walks up to Bai-Lin, intercepting her as she's moving towards her desk. He smiles and puts an arm around her shoulders.

"Ew! Get off me!" shouts Bai-Lin, shrugging his arm off her shoulders.

Now the whole office is watching. Anne pulls out her phone and starts recording a video.

Ian glances at all the people watching. He smiles nervously. "What's going on, Peaches? Are you a little tense because we didn't-"

"I'm not 'tense', you condescending toad! I just don't want your sweaty hands on me! Ever! Oh my god, I can't believe I let you... I think I'm going to throw up! We're done, Ian! Don't touch me ever again!"

Bai-Lin quickly walks away. Ian, looking stunned, glances around at all the people watching. Some of the women are giggling. Anne is messing with her phone, undoubtedly uploading the video somewhere.

You open up a game on your computer and relax.