To the porn studio

Suddenly, you realize that you're outside a porn studio in the valley. The sign outside calls itself the world's largest porn studio. Piztal looks at you and shoos you to go in. You walk in and enter a grimy dirty looking office. At the front, there's a desk with a cute blonde twenty-year-old girl and a black stereotypical couch with a camera on the other side.

You walk up to the girl and tell her you're here to become a porn star. She rolls her eyes and says she'll get your contact information for her boss. You pull your cock from your pants, look her in the eyes and say, "No, tell your boss that Dick Ballbuster is here right now and he's going to be the next biggest thing in porn."

She jumps and excitedly runs into the back room. She comes back out with a sheevy-looking guy, who just stares at you. "What's your name again? You want a job or something?" Moving towards him, you shake his hand and says, "Name is Dick Ballbuster, I've got the biggest cock you've ever seen and you want to test me and put me in as your newest male star right away."

The guy immediately goes to the girl and says, "Well, we need someone to do a test scene with him. Is there someone available?" You look at the girl and say, "I'd think you'd offer" to which she responds, "Boss, if no one else is available, I can do it."