To the mall

Feeling that he had to power to bring Christmas to his mall, Joe put on his work outfit and started heading for the mall. As he got there, Joe wasn't surprised to see the crowd of shoppers going from aisle to aisle shopping for the latest gifts. Thinking that he should start small, Joe walked to the shoe aisle to see a woman trying on some boots. He must have been staring long, because the woman asked, "Do you need something?"

Joe nodded his head, "I was just wondering if you could try on some underwear, our business would like to make sure we represent our women to the fullest."

"Of course," the woman said. She gathered her belongings and followed Joe to the dressing room.

As the woman enters the dressing room, one of the mall employees stops Joe. "You know the rules Joe," she said.

Joe nodded, "Sure, you offer yourself to anybody, whether work or pleasure."

The employee looked up to herself before turning her attention back to Joe. "I know that," she said. "I mean..."

"Yes, I need to watch the employees dress themselves," Joe interrupted.

"Great, you remebered," she smiled. "I'm off to suck one off."

As she started to walk off, Joe yelled back, "Make sure you tell them that I said this is alright."

Saluting Joe like a soldier, the employee said, "Will do sir." Joe watches as she talks to one of the customers before going down and unzipping his pants.