To the bathrooms

Traveling down the escalator, you and Maddy feel the eyes of every shopper upon you. It doesn’t bother you, but you can feel her uneasiness in your hand as you grip tightly. The two of you walk in close proximity by the stores, hidden from Maddy’s son by the crowd of people surrounding you. Just before you reach the two young men, you turn down a narrow hallway, dragging Maddy with you. “Stay here, I’ll be right back.” To ensure she doesn’t go anywhere, you take her purse and keys.

The darkened hallway is empty, except for a few janitors, and people using the bathrooms. Maddy leans up against the wall awaiting your return.

You hustle back out into the corridor and locate Mike and Mark. You now walk with a swagger determined to get their attention as you near. You can see Mark nudge Mike with his elbow, and both men watch you approach. Their eyes strip you of any clothing you have on, and their mouths hang open as it becomes obvious you are headed directly towards them. “Hi boys,” you nearly sing. “I was wondering if you could do me a big favor.”

“Uh, sure,” they nearly reply in unison.

“It’s my girlfriend’s birthday. She’s feeling kind of blue because she thinks she’s not attractive. But anyway; we always do something wild and freaky for her birthday. I’m gonna take her into the bathroom over there. Give us a couple of minutes, then come on in and join us!” You gently stroke each of their cheeks before turning on your heels and disappearing into the hallway. You can feel the gaze burning your ass as you walk away, swaying your hips invitingly.

Once back inside the hallway, you grab Maddy and head into the bathroom. Your heels click along the pink tiled floor as you make your way around the corner to find the room completely empty.