To subfinity and beyond!

You head to Kay's bedroom to get her secret stash of sex toys that you never ended up using. She had told you that she had some things from her past relationships but, in all the time you've been together, you've never her asked her to open it and she's never offered. You had opened it once out of curiosity, and moved a few bottles of lube and vibrators out of the way to see the things at the bottom, and then carefully put everything back to where it was so that she wouldn't notice.

It's too late to care about her noticing it now. You take a bottle of lubricant and find the strap-on harness you bought for her when you misjudged her interest in pegging. Then you find the big vibrating cock with a suction cup, presumably to stick to a wall for self-play. You plug the controller into the vibrator and turn it on. Of course the batteries are still good.

You bring your embarrassing stash back to the living room, where you find Mary on the couch, naked again except for her heels. "Oh my god!" she giggles as you lay them in front of her. "So, you have a big cock, huh?" she teases as she picks up the huge vibrating dildo, calling you out on your earlier claim to be well-endowed. You blush as you admit, again, to your attempted deception. She pushes it through the ring of the harness and works out how to climb through the straps and tighten them.

Mary squirts a big wad of lube onto the tip and runs her hand all the way down the shaft until the entire length is shiny. She looks sexy as hell, standing before you with her erect nipples sticking out from her beautiful breasts, sexy high heels elongating her lovely legs, and a giant hardon extending from her glorious thighs.

She picks up the controller and turns on the vibrating dildo. "Well, I don't know how else to say it..." she begins with a smile. "Bend over, boyfriend!"