To a Katy Perry Concert

I decided to head to a Katy Perry concert that was not far from my house. Along the way I saw a mother and daughter walking down the street. I pulled out two yellow notes and wrote on them,then stuck them on the mother and daughters backs. The mom had a note that said,"Grope me!"and her daughter's note said "Spank me!". They ignored me and walked off. Then I decided to have a bit more fun with the notes,seeing as how I was headed to a concert and all.

"I wish for another set of magic notes that only work on celebrities,"I said. "I wish that these notes,when placed on a celebrity's back,could change their personalities,mood,habits,etc.,and could be used alongside the notes I already have."

Another set of notes appeared in my hand,and I reached the concert quickly. I snuck backstage and saw Katy getting ready. I pulled out two notes,one special and one regular,and placed them on Katy's back. The special one was orange,and the regular one was blue. The orange one said "I will sing and say complete gibberish,and be completely oblivious to it!"and the blue one said,"Fuck me in the ass!"

I made my way into the crowd,and Katy stepped out.