Tiny lil' secret

My sleep was disturbed when the automatic shutters went up. I looked around I lay on the couch with a blanket over my naked body. I sat up straight when I noticed a stinging pain in my butt. 'oh yeah that's right, Lilly ate it like a...' I tried to come up with a funny comparison. "Fortune cookie!" I shouted through the apartment. It came out louder than I wanted to. I heard a scream coming from the kitchen, so I went to investigate.

I found Lilly who was handling some pots and pans apparently cooking something "damn Amber you scared the hell outt- NAKED!" still a little bit groggy I responded with

"Oops, guess I kinda forgot to put on clothes."

"please get dressed, this view is really *gulp* distracting..."

I did a heel turn and grabbed my stuff and got dressed. I walked back in the kitchen "hey What're you cooking up btw? You don't need to cook for me, I have food right next door, ya know ;)"

"hehe, I know but I thought I make you something special after... Yesterday... This is Chow mein.

Look Amber I'm sorry I... And Sash... I mean I didn't mean to get between you two, I can't help myself when I'm with you... He doesn't need to know, does he?"

"calm down Lilly, first of all, I hardly did anything. You ate me like a fortune cookie."

Lilly laughed "so that was what you were screaming earlier."

"guilty as charged. I normally tell Sash everything tho and besides he gave me a free pass when it's another girl, so don't worry. Oh speak of the devil."

I checked my phone, a message from Sash 'hey I saw your post it on the fridge, are you still out? Are you ok? Call me when you're free.'

Lilly looked concerned "so it's not so bad then?"

"nope"

"could we still keep it a secret? I'd be uncomfortable if he knew and besides, isn't it hotter if we keep this our... You know... Little secret..." Lilly lashed her cute little eyes at me.

"hmm I don't know about this... I mean technically it's nothing wrong but not telling him feels weird..."

"then maybe just a little while? Please Amber?"

I sighed "Alright, a secret. For now." Lilly came up and hugged me, I hugged her back.

"You really did a number on my butt, it hurts to sit."

Lilly pouted her lips "why do you think my lips are so swollen, I kept going till halfway in Thor 2. I couldn't speak when I got up."

"Hahaha, holy shit. I don't know if I can ever look at Chris Hemsworth the same again. The things he witnessed..."

"haha, you talk so much nonsense. Let's eat!" said Lilly laughingly.

I saw my oppertunity and took it "Ass?"

Lilly lightly punched me on my biceps "idiot ;)"

And so we ate Chow mein.

"so, how do you like it Amber?"

"It's probably really tasty if it wouldn't feel like I'm eating lava in noodle form" It was the spiciest thing I ever ate.

"haha, yeah sorry. I always cook for myself and I sometimes go a bit overboard with the spices. Let's see if it's really that ba- AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Fire! Mmhelp me!" Lilly totally lost it, it didn't occur to her that she shouldn't eat spicy food with her swollen lips.

" stop, drop and roll! " I shouted.

" mmmilk in the mmm fridge mmm please! "

I dashed for the fridge and after a gallon of milk later Lilly calmed down.

"haha man you looked like a squirrel on crack."

Lilly wiped her face full of milk, she drank so fast that she was all out of breath

"oh my God *huff* thank the lord you were here... I felt like going crazy..."

I patted her head "no problem Lilly pad, always glad to help. I gotta go now check in on Sash, talk to you later, okay? Oh, and thanks for the meal."

I went up, hugged her hard and gave her a kiss on the cheek. "see ya, hot stuff ;)"

Lilly blushed, stammered something and waved me goodbye.

I entered the flat to check in on Sasha but he wasn't there. Right, monday. He's at miss Taylor's place working. I wrote him a text message.

'don't worry I'm fine spend the night partying with friends. How're you? Did you get enough sleep in?'

"Alright, that's done. Seems like he also cleaned up, what a good man. I have the day off, I should really do something worthwhile with my time and expand my horizon..."

I decided to grab me a drink and watch some TV.

"ugh... I'm such a fucking slob... I need to get some exercise in."

I've always been really big on sports and never quit a gym day. But today I wasn't really feeling it.

"alright let's get this over with... I'll just jog to the gym so I can skip out cardio."

I put my gear on and went for the door.