Thoughts

As Linus stood by the countertop, he just wanted to sit down, but to his disappointment there were noting suitable in the room. He then figured that he could use his new powers to sort out this problem. He stretched his ass out. He widened it and elongated it until it reached the floor. When it had touched the floor he made his ass spread out and rise up a bit. When it was satisfyingly high, he made the sides of his ass rise up further to make armrests and a backrest. In the middle of the seat, he was still attached to the armchair-butt, but he still made it a bit more plump for added comfort. He then made his skin take on the form of fabric to make it more like the real deal. Once done, he sat down. It felt weird being connected to the armchair, it was as comfortable as stepping down into a hot spa, but was a bit like wearing a diaper - he figured it'd feel like second-nature to him soon enough.

While sitting in the armchair, he got a chance to reflect on things. He could now do ANYTHING, which was an underestimation if you were to judge from what was said on the bottle, that was a lot to take in. What would he do with such power? Would he help others? Would he use it for his own winning? Or will he use them for constant pleasure? After a good 10 seconds of thinking he decided on all three because why the hell not. First he thought, was pleasure.