This is hardly a choice

"If we don't do this, our world will end," you say. "That's enough to make us do this. We might not be your usual heroes, but we'll do it. Any other rewards we get for it would be a bonus."

"I agree," Doe said. "Count me in. If there's anyone who can pull off this quest, it's us. We'll do it. We'll out-fuck Venus."

Oriana claps her hands together in joy and stands up. "Thank-you, so much! You must restore balance to the heavens. You must succeed!"

She leads you to a small ante-chamber. In the middle, there is a column of white light, in which she makes the two of you stand. "You'll find Venus in the main throne room,, in the palace" she tells you. "She shouldn't be difficult to find. Defeat her, and her hold over everyone else should be lifted. Good luck."

She raises a hand, and the light intensifies. When it fades, you are in a different room entirely. Heaven, it turns out, is the most beautiful city you have ever seen. There are no words to describe it. Overhead, the whole universe seems on display in the night sky beyond the fluted towers and graceful arches.

"That looks like the palace," you say, pointing to the largest building, which seems to be at the centre of the city. "We should head there straight away."

"Wait," Doe says. "We had better remove our clothes now. We won't get anywhere if we try to dry hump our way through this."

You agree, and the two of you disrobe. Once more, you find yourself gazing at Doe's glorious body, and she is gazing back at yours. Difficult though it is, you remind yourself that you have to focus on the task at hand. "We need to go," you say. "Come on. Let's get to the palace."

You and Doe steal through the moonlit city, passing through the marble paved streets and beautiful gardens. Everywhere is the sound of sex, of pleasured moans and skin slapping against skin. People are fucking everywhere, even in public. Arousing though it is, it also means you pass through without anyone even noticing you.

"Do you really think we can do this?" Doe asks at one point. "I mean... Out-fuck the goddess of fucking?"

"Just think: she'll have a head start on us," you reply. "She's probably been at it for days already. We just need to push her over the edge."

"Push her over the edge? We need to fuck her into unconsciousness!"

"Well, it's like you said," you reply. "If there's anyone who can do it, it's us!"

Soon the palace is before you. There are no guards at all. They're probably all off having sex. You and Doe get inside with no trouble at all, and follow the main passageways to the throne room. From within, you can hear loud moaning. You look at one another, nod, and step inside.