They call bullshit

Monica is the first to speak, “You are such a horrible liar!”

“Now I think the story is so much juicer than I had originally thought,” says Phoebe. “It must be so bad. You have to tell us what really happened.”

Joey is giddy. “Yeah give us every dirty detail. I bet she was a freak.”

Rachel say, “Even I know that story was bullshit. Just tell us the truth. I’ll hold Ross back in case he wants to punch you.”

“I’m not going to punch you Chandler. Just tell the truth.” Ross says. “Obviously you didn’t ‘only make out in the shower’ with her.”

Shit. Why did I even start this story if I was afraid to tell the ending? I say, “Alright. Fuck it.” I finish off the glass of bourbon I just poured. “I’ll tell you what really happened with Jordan.”