They Take You Outside

The bookcase stops back in the house and the Girls take you hands and pull you to the hallway, they take you downstairs and through the kitchen and then outside onto a patio, when you get outside the sun blinds you and all you hear is some people yell. "SURPRISE!!!"

As your eyes readjust you notice that there are a few people there. You notice a couple of banners that say Happy Birthday. You soon realise that this is all for you.

You look at the people there most of them are men with big muscles, eight packs and all oiled up, they must have been playing basketball as there is a court next to the pool.

You notice a couple of women near the pool that have now gone back to sunbathing, one is wearing a turquoise bikini the other in a red one.

You look to the other side of the swimming pool and notice a barbecue, Nicole and Kortney take you over there to show you it. When you get round the front of it you freak out.

"Oh my fucking god!!" You shout and everyone looks round to you.

"What?" Nicole says.

"This is a Big Daddy 5,000. Its the most expensive barbecue in the world, it has seven different heat temperatures on with four different grills. There is a cooler in the bottom. And all the different utensils. I've always wanted to cook on one." You say.

All of a sudden you hear some of the men playing ball shout out, "Nerd." Another shouts out "Geek." One of them says "I'd bet the virgin would like to fuck that barbecue." They all begin to laugh and high five at this point.

Ignoring them you look round the barbecue admiring it.

"Well you can cook on it if you want." Nicole says.

"Really." You say, all giddy with excitement, which gets you another course of **** from the 'jocks'.

"Yeah we'll go get you some food." Korntey says and the pair walk off to go and get you some food from inside.

You open the hood of the barbecue and start to heat it up. By the time its heated up the girls are back with a platter of food. They have burgers, hot wings, sausages and all sorts.

"So we found this." Kortney says pulling a hat from behind her back. It says 'Mater Baker'. It came with the barbecue, you can wear it if you want." She tells you.

"Hell yeah." You say and take it from her and put it on.

Kortney's phone rings and she says, "Excuse me." steps away and answers it. About twenty seconds later she comes over and says that her and Nicole have to go somewhere quickly they will be back in an hour and if anything happens to call her phone. She then takes your phone and inserts the number and gives it back to you.

You say goodbye and they rush off back into the house. You start cooking the burgers on the grill and are having a lot of fun. You look up a couple of times and see the men making fun out of you. You hear one of them say, "Watch this."

A few seconds later you feel the basketball hit you in the face.