There is no way I'm saying that...

"I was thinking we could go study at the park, if that's good with you?" Good save, Cindy, good save...

"Oh you're going to regret that..." Oh god, Jess, no...

"Um, sure, that sounds-"

*Shlorp-shlorp-shlorp*

"OH GOD!" OH GOD!

"What?" Ya, Jeff got an earful alright...

"Jess, stop, let's compromise... please?" Sure is hard to stay whispery when she's doing that...

"I'm listening..." At least it's just her fingers now...

"Great, Jeff, let me just grab my coat..." Um, compromise... "Jess, how about, um, you can pick what I wear?"

"And I tag along?"

"Right." Um. "Hey, Jeff, it's cool if Jess joins us?"

"Sure, she's super hot too, if that helps?" Judging by her grin, I'd imagine it does...

"Cindy's just gonna grab her coat and we'll be right out." Uh...

"Just gonna grab my coat?" Oh shit.

"Yup, just grab your coat and we're good to go!"

Um... My coat... And nothing else...

My rain coat is nice and long, but it just has that belt and no buckles... Plus, it's not raining, so, that'd be a little conspicuous...

The only other option that's anywhere near long enough is that zippered fleece, but it's just a little bit kinda super duper tight and sheer... And might only give me an inch or so on the bottom end there...