There is a knock on the door.

As you are inspecting your kitchen with a few extra appliances you never had before, you hear a knock on the "front door". You open the door and for the first time you see that in front of your door is a vid screen that probably tells aliens in their language how to greet you. You'll want to look closer at that later.

Your visitor is a giant orange gelatinous cube. Inside the cube floats a badge similar to the one you found on the desk in your bedroom. It means that this is a council member with the right to free roam as you do. There is also a small black ball you have been told is her brain and DNA bank.

You remember from your introductory council meeting that she (for that is what this blob identifies as) is called Anja a member of the zoob species from the planet Geliese. Zoobs can change their shape and Anja forms a humanoid face for you. You let your first visitor into your new home. Anja had made quite the impression on you when you met at the council or should you say an impression of you. She had changed the "front" facing side of her body to resemble yours, erect cock and all, like an 18 rated version of the movie Flubber. She doesn't do that this time.

"Welcome Anja" You say.

Anja's voice sounds like a stone hitting the water all splashes and blubs. Her body ripples as she speaks. Your translator chip translates it as "I was curious, human to see you in clothing as you describe in our meeting. Our race does not wear clothing but I have seen all kinds of outer coverings on some of the other galactic species. Are you wearing clothes now? Are they transparent?"

You explain that although it is typical for humans to wear clothes, humans don't wear clothes all the time and how much clothing a person wears varies from human to human. So you are practicing what is called nudism by your species.

"I apologize, but I was not able to fully introduce myself according to the customs of my people because the rules on the vid screen dictated otherwise."

"How do your people greet each other?" You ask.

"We taste each other"Anja replies. With this, she creates a tentacle of goo that breaks off "Please try me." She gestures politely with the upper corners of her front facing side.