There is a big box in the kitchen

You get up, loving the smell of your favorite breakfast. You take a quick shower but don't put any clothes on as you wander downstairs. You come to the kitchen and see your dad at the table, being sucked off by one of his girls while another puts two plates on the table.

"Hey buddy," you dad welcomes you with a warm smile. "Happy 18th." He slips an envelope your way that you open up. Just a card with a small message from your dad and a $100 bill. "Don't worry, that isn't all," he assures you. "I figure that now that you're a man you needed something big."

You can't help but smile as you pull him into a hug. "Thanks dad. So, where is it?"

"Right there," your dad says with a small laugh as he points behind you. There is a very large box just sitting there. Frankly you don't know how you missed it. But you quickly open it.