There's no way I can reach that by standing here...

Should I go around the table and just take the shot from over there? Under all these lights? Naked? Tits pointed right at a very large group of guys who haven't quite noticed me yet? With no chance of Jeff being able to hide me from them?

Um... no...

Damnit. I'll just have to go for it... "Cover me?" A hop and, okay, there, a knee up and the other and, just, um, crawl a little up onto the table... watch the balls... Okay, I can, um, I can just take the shot from here... just kneeling across up on the edge of the pool table... nothing weird...

"Um... Wow..." Oh, right, except that now my bare ass is probably just below eye level for Jeff... oh, and with my knees cocked open like this... shit... "I'm glad to see you're enjoying the game..."

"*Snort*" Did he just say that!? "And what the fuck is that supposed to mean?" Just set the cue on the side of the table and look back and... yup, his eyes are dead on target back there...

"Just saying things are looking a little, well, uh..." Oh, right, staring at the bare backside of a totally naked chick up on a pool table, describing her dripping wet slit and now you're going to get all awkward about it? "Careful not to slip, is all... I image the pool table gets slippery when it's wet..."