There's always the internet.

“Damn it.” You mutter as you resign yourself to another evening alone. Trodding off to your bedroom you lose your upscale evening wear and throw on an old white t-shirt and the light blue doctor scrub pants you like to wear to bed. Either too lazy, or still a bit in a mood, you leave on your fancy underwear, however. Grabbing your laptop you flop down on your sofa and check your social media pages.

With no friends online and few messages to respond to your mind begins to wander. Only half aware you run your fingers down the top of your thin t-shirt feeling the racy bra strap underneath. Still aroused from the evening's anticipation the mischievous part of your Welsh soul comes out.

You're experience with pornography has been limit; College guy friends and the stuff your idiot ex tried to get you to watch. It was all too juvenile, too silly, but it might be fun to put your librarian search abilities to a puerile test.

“If it works for a few billion men.” You grin as you turn off the SafeSearch filter on your browser and begin your “research.” At first you only find typical guy porn; mindless, crass and ultimately boring. Your about to give up until you stumble across something different. “Oh my.” You purr under your breath, quite titillated by the site you have just discovered that just might cater to your particular sexual proclivities.