There's a massage parlor near by...

Even in the short time you’ve been in town you had heard talk of the massage parlor where they’d help you out with this very problem. It wasn’t a very long drive, it would be fun to actually get physical with another human being. The problem with spending so much time preparing to steal things, stealing things, and sleeping was that you didn’t have much personal time. It was worth a short drive.

Hopping into your car you headed westward. Without thinking you scoped out the area you drove by. Some good pickings if you were a less lazy bastard. Finally coming upon the massage parlor you read the name and was astounded by the clever name. ‘Massages 4 cheap’ truly inspired. Parking you wondered why nobody else was there.

You chose to ignore the fact that the lights were off and pulled the door hard. It didn’t open… oh yeah, it’s night time dumbass. You only felt a moment of regret before you fell to the ground, dead on the spot. **** by blue balls perhaps.

The End