Theocratic subterranean virility cult

Ah-huh. Heh. Well, I guess that answers one of my next questions, which was whether you would be willing to consider adopting a change of address as part of your purchase package. Let me skip ahead a bit, here...

... I suppose the only thing really remaining is to ask whether you'd like a bit of, ah... Assistance to avoid being immediately shunted to the bottom of your new community's steep, erotically-charged patriarchal hierarchy?

We have total control over the circumstances and manner in which you arrive, after all, so if you wanted to give yourself prophet status, or anything up to- or in excess- of that, now is the time to say your peace.