The well dressed man

You decide to follow the well dressed man and watch as he unlocks the jewellers store. He's in his late twenties, short blonde hair and appears rather muscular under the well tailored suit he is wearing. You ponder upon the best way to start your fun, and spot a slight loose thread on his pants.

With a little magic the thread catches on the door as he walks through, and with a slight tearing noise a large hole opens up across the left butt cheek of his pants. The hole gapes open and you catch view of white underwear before he turns, cursing, covering it up with his hand.

"Of all the rotten luck." He moans, and you chuckle to yourself, knowing that his luck has only just begun. What could you possibly do next?