The tellocator strips Lynn naked!

The techno-frisbee whined and hummed in Terri's excited grasp. How many switches had she pushed? Marigold didn't know. Whatever happened next was totally out of anyone's control. Anything could happen. What if it teleported everyone to Antarctica? Or the moon? Or even worse, the men's restroom? Marigold clasped her hands together and silently prayed that nothing so bad would happen.

Ding! A familiar skintight purple-and-white plugsuit appeared out of thin air and landed on the ground between them. It had labels up and down the sides with pink highlights.

"Blimey!" Terri exclaimed. "Where'd that bloody thing come from?"

A high-pitched scream cut through the air. Marigold hunched her shoulders. She knew exactly where that cosplay had come from. The entire crowd, Terri and Marigold included, turned to look at the damsel in distress.

Lynn stood in the Con hall completely, utterly and one hundred percent naked. She shrieked again as she tried to cover herself in an awkward two-handed pose, gripping her boobs with one arm and clamping the other over her bare snatch.

"No!" Lynn shouted, panic rising in her voice when she saw everyone's eyes on her. "No, no, no! Nobody look!" She backed towards the wall, **** to cover her exposed butt, clutching her hands even tighter. If she let her hands slip, they'd see everything.

Joy might have been a great Mei cosplayer, but she knew when to drop the timid act. She slapped a camera out of a boy's hand and started punching the unwelcome audience away. "Show's over, pervs! Cameras in bags, NOW!"

Terri and Marigold looked from the whimpering, naked Lynn to the cosplay on the floor in front of them. Then they both realized the device had begun whirring and humming all on its own.

"Oh, bugger."