The synth sperm doesn't work

"Wake up, you bitch." Ms Jensen snarled. "It didn't work. You're not pregnant. HOW ARE YOU NOT PREGNANT?"

Rocketgirl smiled. "Ha! Serves you right, you evil woman! How dare you kidnap me and **** me. You should count your lucky stars your stupid synthetic sperm didn't work on me. That's one less crime you can be prosecuted for!"

Ms Jensen scowled. "Like you'll ever get the chance to have me arrested. You think I'm just gonna let you walk out of here? You've got another think coming. Now TELL me, what's your secret? How did you avoid getting pregnant?"

"What makes you so sure I did anything? Maybe your stupid invention doesn't work. Maybe you're too inept to make a synthetic compound that can deliver the same efficacy as the real deal. Maybe only real sperm can act like real sperm. Or maybe you're just a dumb cunt!"

Ms Jensen slapped Rocketgirl with a **** she didn't know she possessed. "You smart-mouthed, tight cunted bitch! You don't want to tell me your secret? Fine. I'm a scientist; I'll figure it out myself."