The receptionist

Sure the receptionist looks stern, but how bad could it be to be the **** of a receptionist? You walk over to her, she looks up at you with bored bright brown eyes. "Can I help you young man?" She asks. You get down on your knees and bow your head, signaling that you want to be her ****. You stay in that position while you hear her muse under her breath over keeping you or not. After a long silence she responds. "Alright, I accept your submission. I´ll get the paperwork ready and then you can begin."

She prints the documents and you both sign them. You get a copy as well as her. Now its done. For the next ten years you are her ****, to use as she sees fit. "She takes a deep breath. "Ehm, ****." She sounds as if she thinks its weird to say it. "Let´s get started."...