The other couples

Ross: So I’ll describe the ladies and Chandler and Joey can help out, since they’ve seen them before.

Rachel: I’ll describe the men, and the guys can add in anything they think is important about them. So the instigating couple was Nick and Katy. Without them, nothing would have happened. Nick was a former defensive lineman football player. He was a big guy with a shaved head.

Joey: We always used to say he looked like a Goomba from the 90s Super Mario Brothers movie.

Rachel: He didn’t have a lizard face though. By the time of the trip Nick was out of football shape and had packed on quite a few pounds. He was an imposing figure especially compared to his small wife.

Ross: Katy was small and looked tiny next to Nick. She was around 5’2”. Blonde hair and tan skin. She had a decent body, especially when she wore a bikini at the beach. The fat of her body was on her tits and ass.

Rachel: Nick loved to talk about his wife’s body. Listening to him, you’d think his wife had G cup boobs. Like they weren’t tiny, but they were maybe a C cup at most.

Ross: He bragged about her booty. And she had a round ass, but she wasn’t crazy thick. She had a sorority girl face if that makes sense. She was pretty but not as pretty as she thought.

Joey: You two seem to be hating on Katy. I always thought she was cute. She would have been really fun to throw around the bedroom.

Monica: I think I met Katy and Nick at your wedding. She looked really cute in her beige dress. And her husband was huge. I’ll admit I pictured what they would look like in bed together.

Rachel: They were there. Nick was a groomsman. The other couple Zach and Courtney were also there, but neither was in the bridal party.

Ross: Zach and Nick were best friends. They were both defensive lineman on the football team together. They were roommates all four years of college. Katy and Courtney were best friends since high school. Courtney was a girl who went to college to get her “M.R.S. Degree”. I have to admit she succeeded. She picked a good one with Zach. He’s been super successful in life and brings home a lot of money. I think they have five kids now.

Rachel: But they didn’t have any kids at the time of this Caribbean trip. Zach was taller and slimmer than Nick. He was really handsome and kept a trimmed beard. He did the opposite of Nick. Zach lost weight and got more fit after college.

Ross: His wife Courtney is probably Chandler’s type. She was a brunette with brown eyes, but she wore contacts and constantly changed the color of her eyes. She always looked very put together, like she had an image she wanted to present to the world, and she couldn’t mess with that. Always Instagram ready like she wanted to be an influencer. And Chandler, I see you smiling. Tell the group the one thing we knew about Courtney, when Zach first started dating her.

Me: So one of our friends went to high school with Courtney and he told us she was known for giving the best head. Like there was a video that circulated her school that showed her going to town. I never saw it but I liked to believe that rumor.

Joey: Yeah the rumor was she was really good at giving head. She was always a bitch to me though, so I never got to find out

Ross: Pay attention because I got to find out during this trip

Rachel: Yeah we found a lot of things out on this trip. And I know I said it already but I just want to reiterate—we did not know they were swingers

Phoebe: How did they get you involved in their swinging?