The news channel

Nicki was now holding an imaginary microphone, discussing recent news worthy events with her audiance. The clerk hands John the remote so he can play around with the Nicki Minaj TV.

He turns the volume down so Nicki begins to talk quieter and quieter untill she's simply mouthing out the words.

He then presses pause, causing Nicki to freeze in place. He unpauses and presses re wind, causing Nicki to talk backwards.

"Im sold!" John tells the clerk. He pressed the power button causing Nicki to go back into her default position, hands on her tits and her eyes closed. John payed for her and began to carry the nude singer out of the store. No one batted an eye because once the swap was made, everyone genuinely believes that Nicki is now a TV. He brings her to his car and gently sets her down in the back, driving away.