The lopsided scoop ends up on you

Both his and your inattentiveness allow the spit- slick scoop teetering on the edge to fall off the cone. The now golf ball-sized chocolate chocolate chip confection coldly slaps your upper titty slopes and quickly finds its way down the funpark slide of your cleavage, inside your gauzy sundress.

Shocked by both the cold of the ice cream and the unexpected intrusion of the messy dessert, you lurch up to your feet, hoping the chocolaty mess will quickly fall from your loose sundress.

It does not. Your busy hands have caused the lacy waistband of your panties to gap, and it luges down your tanned topiary, to nestle in your nice white panties. The cold causes a not altogether unpleasant shock to your clitty.

But what a mess you will soon have. You need to get cleaned up quickly.