The gym. The very public, very not-a-locker room part.

You blink for a moment at the roomful of eyes on you. You look down. Yup, still on the locker room bench. Still totally naked. Same old perky breasts with their big dark nipples, only they're not usually quite so exposed to everyone. Of course, neither is your smoothly shaven snatch, which happens to be neatly spread wide open as you straddle the bench.

The locker room bench. Which just happens to be not in the locker room.

You register the blonde who had been naked and likewise masturbating in the privacy of the locker room, just like you, and there she is now, fully dressed, high-fiving the well-endowed brunette.

Now what did you ever do to them? All you did was get horny, and now there they are smirking at you as you continue to sit dumbfounded, not yet fully recognizing that you just had a very loud orgasm in the middle of the well-populated gym floor while totally naked.

Oh crap.