The forest seems safe enough

I mounted the unicorn in a completely non sexual manner although my thoughts never seemed to stray far from the other type of mounting. Truth is I wanted to experience what it was like to have my new found void filled, but I did not like the idea of being so restrained as to be on the bottom, hence the image of mounting the unicorn. Perhaps that was still a bad idea after all its equestrienne member is quite large but at the moment my only other option is princess Ari and I am not sure she is as intrigued as me. Thank fully the bargain I made for this ride has been kept secret.

The unicorn pauses at a stream for a breather and a drink. “The castle is quite a ways away still. So perhaps we should stop for a while my lady.” As I watched the princess nodded with my chin I couldn’t help but notice that scar from shaving was deeper then I thought. I am going to look a bit down stream and see if I can figure out how far we are. I will be back in ten minutes.

I fallowed the stream for two minutes before deciding to continue my investigations from before. I lifted up the skirt and began to “explore the dragons den.” I was at it for ten minutes before deciding I could really use a dragon for my den. I looked around and only saw sticks and rocks and the leather cap of a bandit.

The ecstasy quickly faded and I stood. Behind the bush I could now clearly see the heads of three bandits making there way to me. “What do you want!”

“Apparently the same thing you do,” the first bandit spoke, “we saw what you were doing.”

“I am pretty sure you don’t want to do that.”

“Quiet Wench! Your master told us where to find you and that we could do what we please as reward for recovering his ****. So be ready for some pain and fun” The second taller bandit spoke.

“Our fun and your pain most likely.” The third bandit spoke in what would be a very pleasant singing voice if he wasn’t trying to **** me.

“What master?” I shot off while taking a step back into the stream. The water was cool but not refreshing and served only to increase my alarm.

“The one eyed noble in red.”

“Who the hell?” Then suddenly I remembered details from today. I poked out one of the dragons eyes, and his scales where red. Clearly he can cast spells as well. “I do not like where this is going.”