The doofus with his pants down

You both watch as the doofus gets out of his car trying to get at his phone but you raise a smile when you see that his pants and underwear are down. The blonde no longer pays attention to your magic fingers as she shuffles up in the seat to see him.

You watch as the doofus trips and tries to get at his phone but drops it again. He's clearly had more than enough to drink. You watch it bounce as the passenger side opens. There comes one of the brunette bartenders from the club: a cute girl but no where close to the blonde with you. You sit and ponder how that doofus had even enough game to pull that off as you grab the blonde and move her over your body so she can watch the two of them.

As the brunette runs to the driver's side to help the doofus up, you hear the blonde yell, "That's it!" before getting out and slamming your door shut. As you hear her phone ringing in her hand, she reaches your side and knocks on the window before she starts walking into the house.

You get up, listen to his phone still ringing and watch the brunette try to help the doofus up as you run into the house following the blonde and shut it behind you. Inside, the blonde turns around, faces you and says....