The contract

"So, what do you expect me to do?" Sue demanded.

"Well that depends on how soon you need the money." I replied.

"What is that supposed to mean?" she huffed.

"Well, I wasn't planning to give you that much money all at once. I was thinking more of a fee for service contract."

"What!? You expect me to pay me like a prostitute?"

"Well, isn't that what you agreed to do, Sue? Sexual services for money? I read that as you agreeing to be my personal whore until you have all the money that you need."

"You're horrible, Tom!" she shouted.

"You're a whore!" I retorted and she reacted in shocked realization that it was soon to be true.

She was silent for a minute and then continued in a demanding tone, "Ok, ok. Let's talk about money then since it has to be that way. Tell me what you had in mind and then I'll tell you if I'm willing to do what you want me to."