The common room

You decide to head for the common room. After all, most of your friends will be there at the moment. You enter through the large wooden double doors, and a wave of bassy hip hop pours over you. There are around sixty students in the room, most of them sitting around on the comfy chairs or sitting on tables chatting to each other. At the far side of the room is the stereo, being closely monitored by Winston, so that he can turn it off if a teacher suddenly enters. Not that they'd confiscate it on the last day, but the stereo has disappeared into the teachers' lounge before for playing music too loud. Near the stereo, a group of your friends are huddled round looking particularly suspicious. One of the crowd, Whitey (AKA Paul White), looks up at you and calls you over.

"Hey, John, you've gotta help us out," he says as you approach. You look round at the huddle, all giggling and looking at you. Of the six people in front of you, your eyes linger most over Kaylee, a brunette who always hangs out with the lads and who gives you a hard on every time you see her. This is no exception, and your cock stirs. You dump your school bag down in a corner and slip out of your jacket, which you put on top.

"What you up to?" you ask. "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Well, you see, it's like this..." starts Ringo (so called because when he started school he had a Beatles haircut that he never lived down)

"...we have a plan to take a pair of underpants, tie them to the flagpole..." cuts in Whitey.

"...and then hoist it for the whole school to see!" finishes Lewis (who managed to escape a nickname).

"Rrrright," you say uncertainly. "And what does that have to do with me?"

"Well, since you weren't here," Kaylee replies, "we decided that we are going to use your pants."

"And I don't get any say in this?"

"Nope," says Kaylee.

"OK, so who's idea was this?"

"Mine." Kaylee grins at you, and for a second you think she might be flirting with you.

"Go on, mate, nip to the loos and come back Commando," says Lewis. "It'll be awesome!"

"Yeah, go on, John, I wanna see your undies!" giggles Kaylee.