The college beach

Cold sweat rolls down your forehead as you stumble into the campus beach. The evening sky is trying it´s best to match the color of your cheeks, but the place is still crowded. You are approached by a group of boys and girls who come to “check you out”. Great, one second in, and you are already the center of attention.

“Dude, is this for real?” asks a muscular boy wearing swim shorts.

“Yeah, go ahead and take a selfie! Write something too! Don’t worry if she squirms. It´s because she enjoys this so much… It´s her little kink.” Sabrina replies with a wink.

“Hmpf…!” Great, now everyone will believe you are a pervert!

“Awesome.” Sabrina hands the boy a marker, and he writes “Nice Tits” in a very original place. He then takes a couple of selfies with you. You can´t help but close your eyes each time.

“Hey, that´s my boyfriend!” A brunette separates him from you. “How dare you!” She writes “pervert” atop your breasts, where everyone can see it. “That´s much better.”

“Hmpppf!”

You spot the sorority girls from the garage sale running past you. They are carrying an array of treasures in their hands. As they overtake you, a stuffed dog falls off their hands and lands next to you and Sabrina. The animal is painted pink; rude messages are scribbled all over its fur.

“Shit, the dog!”

“There is no time. Leave it!”

“Huh, this college is full of weirdos.” Sabrina bends over to pick the dog up. “And what is this ugly thing?”

“I see Rudolph!”

“There it is!” Another group of sorority girls comes running. You recognize Cat, the girl that you bamboozled, is among them. “There it is! The dog!” The group quickly circles you and Sabrina.

“Uhhhhhh, you want this thing? Take it.” Sabrina tosses the dog to the girls. They gasp and scramble over each other to catch it. Despite looking the most pathetic you looked in your entire life, none of the girls is staring at you. All eyes are on the dog, even Sabrina´s. Huh, this could be your chance to escape…

“How dare you?”

“What have you done to Rudolph?”

“Nothing? Some other girls dropped it. They went that way?” While Sabrina is dealing with the group, you awkwardly shuffle towards the beach. There is a boat on the shore. With luck, you can hide in there and get out once Sabrina, and the girls are gone.

“She is lying! This is another trick from Eta Nu Phi!”

“I dunno, they don´t seem like Eta girls to me.”

“Yeah, more like a kinky couple in the middle of some weird foreplay.”

“Hey!” Sabrina snaps. “I´m not her girlfriend! I swear I´ll puke if I even so much as hug her.”

“Wait…” Cat walks over to you and pulls your leash. “I recognize you. You are the reason half the campus is calling me Naked Pussycat!” Her fellow pledges stifle their giggles. “This girl is part of the Eta sorority, I´m sure of it, and so must be her companion!”

“What?” Sabrina yelled indignantly. “I have zero idea what you are all talking about!”

“Well, since this one is already practically wrapped as a present.” Cat nudges at you. “Let´s make her friend join on the fun. After her!”

“Hey!” The other sorority girls jump on Sabrina to try to and capture her. To your rival´s credit, she is fighting back reasonably well, but you can tell it is a losing fight. So, you decide to cut your losses and keep shuffling towards the boat while everyone´s distracted.

Your feet push mounds of lukewarm sand aside as you desperately move to your hiding spot. Judging by the obscenities Sabrina is yelling behind your back, the fight is not going well for her. A stray sock and a black bra land next to you just as you reach the wooden speedboat. Handcuffed as you are, you don´t exactly climb aboard so much as gracefully fall inside. So far so good, now to keep a low profile and wait.

“She is getting away!”

“After her!”

“Where did her friend go?”

You peek over the prow, and your jaw drops. A stark naked Sabrina is running pell-mell towards you. Her shapely breasts bounce in all directions unsupported, her arms are more preoccupied with swinging for speed rather than her modesty. The fear on her face is palpable, like she was being chased by a serial killer or a tribe of cannibals. Her feet kick up mountains of sand behind her.

Sabrina jumps on the boat and kick starts the engine. In a matter of seconds, you are speeding away from the beach and reaching deep into the lake. The sound of the motor drowns the yells of the sorority girls as you make your escape. Sabrina sinks on the seat like she just lost a few years of her life …then she notices she has a stowaway.

A storm is approaching. Sabrina´s nostrils flare as her eyebrows furrow. Uh-oh, she mad. “You! It´s your fault that those stupid sorority girls stripped me! It´s your fault my naked ass is sitting on this fucking splinter ridden bumboat!”

“Shouldn’t you be driving the boat?” is what you would have said if you weren´t muffled. Instead, your mouth produced an intelligible sound. The boat is going at max speed, your hair whips against your face, the wind rushes past your ear, and you are barely able to hear what your rival is saying.

“Don’t give me that lip! Do you know what those girls wanted to do to us? To me?! Put me on a leash and parade me across the campus. Use me as a naked human tray to carry their food and drinks at their parties. Glue me to the wall and invite the rest of the college to write graffiti on my body! So humiliating! I can´t believe I almost suffered that because of you!”

“Seriously, we are going to crash!” Is what your mouth tried to vocalize. “Wh hr ghng crhh” is what came out. You can see that the town is fast approaching.

“Don’t you look away when I´m talking to you! Hell, I think I´m going to borrow some ideas from those crazy pledges for your next punishment!”

It´s too late, the beach is upon you. You brace for impact and close your eyes. “What the? AAHHH!”