The channel up button

Your finger brushes a button. There is a flash, and the cock on the screen is replaced by an image of a massive, dripping pussy.

You know how it is sometimes when you change the channel, and the new channel is much, much louder, even though the volume is set exactly the same?

The wave of arousal that strikes you knocks you off your feet. Literally. You knees go weak and the edge of your television slips off of the counter. The sudden shift in weight causes you to lose your balance and crash to the floor with your television on top of you, sticking up into the air.

You have the volume up too high to concentrate on anything. You begin blindly mashing the buttons on your television. This only causes you to become more aroused.

Finally, mercifully, you succeed in pressing the Power button and your screen goes dark.

You go limp, panting on the bathroom floor.