The blue one-piece

Some girls feel more secure in a one-piece, but such suits offer fun possibilities that the more enticing bikinis lack.

The next time the adorable elven redhead goes under the water, you and Daisy are there to intercept her. With a precision quickness, you slip up behind her unseen, tug the back of her suit out a few inches, and drop a crab inside. This was a lucky find: An Altanian jitter-crab, known for its quick motions and high irritability. The elf girl hardly has a chance to come back up for air before she realizes that something is amiss; she rushes back to the shore, looking down at herself to find a worrisome bulge scuttling about inside her one-piece.

"Whoop!" she shouts, grabbing herself by the breasts as the crab comes hazardously close to her nipples. "Yeek!" she continues, clutching her butt as the crab makes a move downstairs. The resulting dance she breaks into, and the careful attempts she makes to extract the creature without betraying her modesty, is attracting a lot of attention. This may be a good time for a noble hero to step forward and rescue her from her bathing costume. Or perhaps the crab just needs a friend.