The blue and white briefs with a lightning design.

Intended to be part of a storm-themed gimmick for a male wrestler of about your size, these flashy briefs have never been used in the ring as far as you’re aware. But that doesn’t change the fact that they flatter you pretty well—they’re specially tailored to flaunt and highlight your package.

Not that it needed any highlighting to begin with, you think to yourself smugly.

Satisfied with the outfit you’ve chosen, you head back to the lounge to present yourself to the others.