The birth of the Twisted God (TheUnfathomable)

To think it would end like this…

My whole life, I had believed I was somehow different. To me, there just was some barrier in my head that made me unable to call myself fully human. So, I used that. That feeling allowed me to remove any form of guilt I felt for not following the human’s laws, after all, they only applied to humans.

I built a following, and somehow managed to become a crime lord. I manipulated politicians and gang leaders alike, from the shadows building my own comfortable seat at the top of a secret empire. But then, it all came crashing down because of one fucking dog.

I don’t even know what actually happened. One day, my trusted subordinate came in and told me we lost contact with a regional manager for my organization. I sent a squad to check it out, and they barely managed to get one message back before the radio was jammed.

The entire branch was slaughtered. And why? Because the son of the regional manager shot some retired hitman’s dog! I couldn’t believe it, but it turned out that wouldn’t be the end.

The hit man wasn’t done, apparently he wanted to play hero or something, and slowly wiped out my whole empire. I watched as everything I had built crumbled, until he was standing in front of me, gun to my head as I fell to my knees.

“All of this,” I started laughing in insanity. “Because of a fucking dog!” I let out a mad, maniacal laugh.

I don’t remember him ever pulling the trigger, but next thing I knew, I was in a void, my own laughter echoing around before even that was consumed in the nothingness around me.

I waited for a while alone in the darkness, until I heard two bickering, feminine voices start to approach. Or at least, the sound made it feel like they were approaching, as they got louder and more clear over time. When they voices finally got close enough for me to understand, they went quiet for a moment before one of them whispered to the other, “it actually worked…” in a somewhat surprised tone. They proceeded to approach me and tell me about how they were goddesses, and how they were giving me a second life, provided I conquer the world for them.

I was planning on refusing, after all, I was in a pretty shitty mood after loosing everything I worked so hard to build, and didn’t like the thought of building it all up again. That was, until they actually showed me what that offer entailed. My own custom form, where I could build my own… well, me! I could be the creature I had known I was meant to be from the start.

I took their deal, and chose to be a huge, arcane devil. I didn’t like the thought of living as the creation of one of these incompetent sisters, I couldn’t deny the appeal. Then we get to the complicated and weird stuff. I raised my eyebrow at Carnachias when they interrupt for me to chose my “package” (I really underestimated the unstable hornyness of this chick), but went with the full package with all add ons anyway. After all, there was no reason not too, and I can always just use the parts that are “normal” if I want. Moving on from that, I chose final form as my monster power, with elemental infusion (life) as well thanks to my huge size. That’s when I saw the classes, and my plan began to click into place. “Priest” was a good choice, gave good magic options and felt right. But it also got me thinking, what was the requirement to have power a priest draws from?

I asked Melanoche who informed me that, “one must have immense power and be worshipped.”

“So, if I get some people to worship me, I can fuel my own power?” I questioned in response, a plan forming in my mind.

“No, as you will be a being of my creation, your power will belong to me, and therefore you cannot draw from it.”

What a buzzkill. I gave a defeated sigh as I continued creating “myself”, disappointed that this seemed to only end with me as a servant of the quite clearly mentally ill sisters. I chose the “Pro Gamer HUD” cheat, as it was quite powerful, as well as me wanting to enjoy this as much as I could by making it a game.

After that, the girls had some other discussion about rewards I filtered out as I prepared myself for this new life, before they sent me off to my conquest… Or so I thought. Turns out, some femboy angel put it upon himself to free me from the dark goddesses corruption. I didn’t care much, until he showed me what he himself was offering. The “Doom” core would serve my purposes quite well, and then there was the species option.

Looking at them, one stood out. “This “Spirit” option, it isn’t Devine like the others, why is it here?” I asked Ariel.

“Oh! Well, I knew of them, and since they didn’t have any connection to the darkness, I felt it was a fine choice, even though it didn’t draw from light either,” the femboy responded. A light went off in my head. A being that didn’t draw power from light or dark, meaning my power would be my own. I started to grin as my plan reformed.

“I don’t like that expression,” squeaked the little femboy. “It looks like you’re having bad thoughts.”

“Nothing of the sort,” I falsely reassured him. I chose the Spirit, of course, and then the options afterwards were only reinforcing my plan. With the oath “Respect Sacred Ground”, I could get more powerful defending my own churches. I also grabbed “Erradicate the Dark”, as the sisters didn’t seem fond of those creatures anyway, and a bonus was a bonus. I begrudgingly grabbed “Love Humanity” as well, for as much as I hated it, if my plans worked it would be immensely powerful. With those three oaths, I was able to grab all of the blessings. Then I also grabbed God’s Blade, Mark of Submission, and Pure Land, once again combining into my plans.

With this selection, I was truly ready to begin my own great crusade.

(Recap of choices:

Core: Doom, garenteed 5% damage penetration, 20% boost to all attack

Size: Huge, one more monster power, 100% boost to monster experience

Race: Spirit, dark & light resistance boosted by 500%, 150% physical buff, 200% spell buff

Package: all

Monster power(s): Final form, 700% temporary stat boost, that becomes a 2100% stat boost; Elemental Infusion (Life), immune to element, and gain a 1000% power increase for that element.

Class: Priest

Cheat: Pro Gamer HUD

Oaths: all

Blessings: all

Miracles: God’s Blade, extremely powerful attack that buffs you and allies by 200%; Pure Land, starting area is imbued with your power, you gain passive xp and a 700% star increase when there (I’m also applying this to the inside of “Domain”); Mark of Submission, can place a mark that makes target follow my every word.

That is all for the first chapter, thanks for reading!)