The back room of the Alma

Just like any other backroom in the world, the backroom of the Alma de Cuba is shady, full of hidden corners and covered with fitted carpet.

In the shadows you hear two vampires feeding on the weak hearths of their victims.

Two other couples seem to be enjoying themselves and a trio has formed in the back.

One of the couples is about to finish and you notice that the men is ugly, the woman is stinking **** a mile away.

Which leaves you with two viable options.

Do you:

Join the trio?

Or go for the other couple?