The axe!

You grab the axe, no brainer right? You hoist it over your shoulder and open up the barn door and step outside.

"Hey you, ugly pig! Get off of her!" You yell out as you lift the axe to swing down at him. To your surprise as you bring the axe down its much lighter. And the wooden handle hits the pigkin in the head. What happened to the axe head!?!

When you lifted the axe to swing it the axe head had fallen off and onto the ground.

The pigkin turns to give you a **** glare. "Oi boys *snorts* look what Ive got over here! You done fucked up bitch." He shouts.

The attacking horde of pigkin all enclosed upon you, they were twenty strong. You didnt stand a chance in hell....