The Usual Suspects

"Follow me rookie let me introduce you to our version of the usual suspects, I love that movie". Said Gruff. As we walked down the hall I noticed the maximum security cells sign on the wall. "Now these 5 rogues have made our lives hell in one way or another John".

Gruff stopped at a cell and leaned on the adjoining wall. "This guy gave us a hard time during the 50 and 60's posing as a man from Memphis maybe you've heard of him?" Gruff hit a light switch revealing a satyr in an Elvis outfit. "Presenting Elvis the satyr with his musical know-how and shaking hips he had women all over the world weak in the knees and basically drawing way too much attention to himself"."We finally had to find the best Elvis impersonator out there and had him fill in for this rascal and the rest is history" Said Gruff.

"You see the only way we survive side by side is if humanity doesn't know about us period". Gruff lead me to the second cell. John looked inside and saw a red-haired boy flying around the cell. "Now this guy we locked up for his own protection, he keeps trying to fly to the second star to the right and straight on till morning". "You've got to be kidding me, Peter Pan, you locked up Peter Pan why?" John asked. "He was seen by multiple pilots and if he ever made it to orbit he'd freeze to **** but he never listens to us" replied Gruff

By the third cell, John thought about getting his head examined and Gruff dissected after but the third rogue FTC changed his mind completely. "Now this bastard posed as Henry the 8th for most of Henry's life, heck he made Henry the 8th famous and until we caught him he would have killed even more of Henry's wives". Gruff turned on the light revealing a large man with broad shoulders and...a blue beard?

"Introducing the murderous nobleman and in no way a pirate Bluebeard." "Bluebeard was Henry the 8th that can't be some of these guys should be old or dead by now especially this guy how is he still living much less breathing still" John asked "Ah I knew I forgot something FTC's age 1 year to your ten and if we die here we pop back up in our own world, however, more than likely we will be sucked back here eventually with no memory of what we did before like a redo if you will" explained Gruff

"We're taking to long down here we don't want to piss off the chief so these last two will be a bit quicker than the last three John, so brief history lesson in 1930 an entire Eskimo tribe disappeared near the shores of Lake Anjikuni in northern Canada 2000 men women and children just vanished right?, Wrong!. This ugly bastard killed every single one, he even took the ancestor's remains". Gruff pulled a long black curtain to reveal a large dragon-like creature John recognized from his copy of Lewis Carroll's Fairy Tales that he had as a kid. "Ahh shit The Jabberwocky"

"Okey dokey and last but not least introducing the Big Bad Wolf!!!" Gruff had his back to the last cell so he didn't see what John saw blood and guts everywhere there wasn't enough of the rogue FTC to identify that it had been a wolf in the first place. "Um Gruff I can see something but well he's kinda over there, over there and up there" Gruff gives John a questioning look and turns to see what's left of the not so big bad wolf. Gruff's face goes white as a sheet and hits a large red alarm button on the for wall grabs a nearby radio than yells "Red, We have a security breach and a huge problem!!!"