The Temple of the Golden Dildo

The tunnel isn't spacious but you are able to go single file easily enough, though you do have to crouch so as not to hit your head. By a few steps in Soo-yin is **** to turn on her lantern due to the darkness. At first the tunnel looks like any other crude man made tunnel, the rock and earthen walls cut roughly oval shaped. But as you get deeper in the earth turns to stone and the floors and walls flatten out. Designs can be seen carved into the rock.

That tribe out there that held your friends didn't design or build this, this had obviously been made by a much older but far more advanced civilization. The quality of the craftsmanship and architecture far beyond anything the village had on display. The one common element is the phallic imagery. Though here it is much more nuanced. Instead of just pictures of dicks everywhere the walls depict some ancient figure with a prominent penis doing a variety of different activities. It also showed pictures of a couple, a man and a woman, entering the mountain.

You were no anthropologist but you felt this must have been a temple to some ancient fertility god and the pictures depicted the god's various adventures from this culture's mythology. As you get in deeper the ceiling raises to a height where you can at least stand. The pair of you continue on deeper into the heart of the mountain.

There is only one path to follow as there are no branches or side tunnels. At one point you enter a room, roughly square and about fifteen feet to a side. The ceiling is higher here and the walls are much more intricately carved. You think this must be some sort of important antechamber or something. The tunnel continues on directly across the room from you.

As you walk across the room you suddenly feel one of the stones beneath your feet slowly give, it presses down. There is loud grind of stone on stone as both exits begin to swiftly close. You had sprung a trap! You and Soo-yin rush forward, as your foot leaves the pressure plate you hear a snapping springing sound and darts fly into the room from holes in the wall.

Your fingers slip on the stone slab as it comes to rest in the doorway, completely blocking the exit. Looking back you see the other one is also closed and sealed. You are trapped.

Looking down you see that you'd been hit by two of the needle sharp darts. You see Soo-yin picking three out of herself. You pull your out, it stings. More concerning was the numbing warmth spreading out from the punctures. Soo-yin was already holding her's up the the light. You could see the white of the thin darts tip stained with a blotched purple color.

Soo-yin looks up to you. "Poison!"