The Seduction of Misty Mundae

Katie looks at both DVD cases. You wonder what's going through her mind that's helping her make a decision. The moment is surreal. Your girlfriend, feeling a little socially lubricated, just suggested you watch a porno with your hot neighbor. She's never quite done anything like this before.

She holds up the case titled "The Seduction of Misty Mundae" and smiles. "This one."

"Good choice" Karen responds. "She was one of Warren and my favorite actresses. We actually met her once."

"Really?" Katie, glances at the pretty, pale brunette on the cover. "Did you fuck her?"

The question takes you by surprise. Katie being this coarse is really out of character. And you've seen her tipsy before. Maybe, you wonder, something else is going on.

"Of course not." Karen chuckles. "I mean I wish. But, turns out, life isn't really like a porn movie."

So says your hot older neighbor, as you, she, and your girlfriend are about to watch one together. You'd say that at this moment, your life is more like a porn movie than it's ever been.

Katie opens up the DVD and a disk immediately jumps out. It falls on the floor just in front of you. It's blank. It's an old burned DVD. At first you don't think much of it. After all, lots of people used to pirate DVDs from video stores and stuff.

Until you hear Karen go, "uh-oh."

And you realize that the disk sitting on the floor in front of you isn't the one advertised.

"What's this?" Katie says, grabbing it, knowing it's a leading question.

"Well..." A big swig of wine from Karen. "You know, me and Warren being so into... explicit movies. It only made sense that we made our own." A shy smile.

Katie holds up the disk. "This is you?"

"Yes"

"This is a home made dirty movie?"

"Yup"

"Well we have to watch this." Katie seems so excited as she pops open the DVD player. You wonder where your sweet, gentle girlfriend went.

"Katie" You interject. "We probably shouldn't watch that without her permission. She knows what's on it and she may not want us..."

"Actually," Karen interrupts, strands of her blonde hair falling in her face, "I don't know which one that is." Another sip of wine. "I guess there's one way to find out." She seems a bit nervous.

You've never seen Katie smile so big. What is happening right now? You can't help but wonder if this is really real.

The TV flicks on. And you see an image of Karen.