The Schoolgirl.

“The Schoolgirl was the one who really got me into sexfighting,” you explain. “Her matches are always a ton of fun to watch—one minute she’s batting her eyelashes at her opponent like she wants to get dominated, and then they go after her and before they know it they’re on the ground with her ass or her pussy grinding into their face. And I really love that little miniskirt she wears,” you finish with a laugh.

“She always was good at drawing people’s attention,” Angelica confirms, nodding sagely. “I mean, all of us are, but she’s got it down to a science.”

“I like to think of it as more of an art,” Dinah says, winking at her erstwhile rival.

As Angelica giggles, Melody glances over at Kayla. “Hey, have you ever thought about making your gimmick a sexy teacher? You’ve definitely got the brains to back it up, and it’d give you some tag-team potential with Tiffany,” she points out.

“Hmmmm...” Kayla’s interest is piqued, but she still looks unconvinced.

“Come on,” Melody says. “It’d be great!” She drops her voice into a lower register, mimicking Kayla’s tones. “‘Be a good boy and follow instructions, or Miss Thomas will have to punish you.” She waggles her eyebrows suggestively.

“Wow,” says Kayla, whose expression goes from piqued to excited. “Okay, you’ve sold me. It’ll take awhile to get a new ring persona, but I’ll definitely look into it.”

Melody shoots her a thumbs-up, looking quite pleased with herself as she reclines back onto the couch and the game draws to a close.