The Russians.

An elite **** of soldiers just blew my house and a group of blond men in suits scream orders in some language I don't know but that sounds like Russian.

After a second or two I hear.

AUTOMATIC TRANSLATION ACTIVATED.

"Find the two american whores and the artefacts!! We have the husband we need the three devices to save Mother Russia. They might use camouflage, be careful, remember the devices are two purple cylinders." I hear the pucker translate from their boss.

They have dad!! I have to do something.